Maybe it’s because I myself cannot remember the joy of being able to scream with abandon or without worry of… Read more The Divine Right of Demon Spawns on Planes
Maybe it’s because I myself cannot remember the joy of being able to scream with abandon or without worry of… Read more The Divine Right of Demon Spawns on Planes
Beauty and the Beast taught children one true thing: every rose must die. Wilt away and lose all of its splendor.… Read more The Rose That Was Dead Inside
He had mentioned it casually to her. “In passing,” as she would describe it to a friend later. But she… Read more For the Record
Cupid woke up one day when it hit him: he was actually Lucifer. The fallen angel that inaugurated this whole… Read more Cupido e Satana: La Coppia Perfetta
“Y’all take this shit too, right?” the clichély disheveled man asked crudely as he thrusted an abused, obsolete laptop on… Read more Resale Value
It wasn’t exactly “major news.” Didn’t get on many people’s radar unless they happened to be booking a flight to… Read more Harry Reid International Airport
I knew it was ill-advised. And yet, what does it ever matter when we know something is ill-advised? We’re still going to… Read more A Frances Halladay Holiday
There are many dichotomies to living in California. Perhaps the greatest one is that it is a state which champions… Read more Fossil Fuel-Emitting Cunt Rag
She decided to keep the Christmas tree up late this year, well into January. Even though it was a drain… Read more Miss Havisham’s Christmas Tree
Even after they make promises they can’t keep, and you foolishly believe them, you must never make them upset. Why… Read more Never Make Them Upset