The hot chocolate mix you gave me ran out today, and it sent me into a pile of tears. It’s… Read more Parlaying Hot Embarrassment Into Hot Chocolate
The hot chocolate mix you gave me ran out today, and it sent me into a pile of tears. It’s… Read more Parlaying Hot Embarrassment Into Hot Chocolate
I was so sick of “subtly” hinting at needing some fucking money to do shit with my friends. I guess,… Read more Financial Perspectives
You’ll find one on every subway, in every city in the world. Those people who feign having “no idea” that… Read more The Pole Leaner
From the outset, it seemed as though something was…off about the new neighbors. A couple. It was only ever couples… Read more The Tweakers Upstairs
One would have thought that turning seventy could slow Evelyn Jacoby down. One would have thought wrong. Tragically so. For… Read more The Doer Needlessly Doing
It wasn’t the first thing that one would expect upon lifting the lid to a trash bin designated for glass.… Read more Angel of Scatology
When Jerry decided to move to Santa Fe with Nancy, it wasn’t something he took lightly. After all, he had… Read more Santa Fe Ending
Across from the Torrid in the mall, there is a Cinnabon. It feels strategic. Almost cruel. Like whoever planned out… Read more The Torrid Across From the Cinnabon
Philippe couldn’t understand why Hélène wanted it. It wasn’t even “the season” for it. Granted, New Orleans’ season for king… Read more Eating a King Cake During the “Off Season”
She was the sort of person who could pull a muscle doing something totally innocuous, like putting a sweatshirt on… Read more “Small-Town Body” (Is A Small Price to Pay for Health Care)