“Millennials Love Plants,” “Why Millennials Love Plants Despite Not Owning Property,” “Plant-Crazed Millennial Buys Fledgling Baltimore Flower Shop.” Over the… Read more The Plant-Hating Millennial
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Death by Dance Craze
I didn’t set out to cause no trouble, na. All I wanted was to express myself through the only medium… Read more Death by Dance Craze
Wig Shop Heist
Bain went by Bain, she said, because she felt like, from the moment she hit adolescence, she was the bane… Read more Wig Shop Heist
I’m Aching to See My Heroine
It is not “done” anymore. Heroin, that is. It no longer holds the glitz and the glamor of a more… Read more I’m Aching to See My Heroine
I Am Excellent
“I am excellent,” he insisted to himself and no one in particular as he gazed in the mirror each morning.… Read more I Am Excellent
Grandmother Extinction
My grandma did not always have big tits. They came later on in life, when she let herself go. Women… Read more Grandmother Extinction
In Palm Springs In Astoria
There’s something about the California episodes of I Love Lucy that really appeal to the homo male’s mind. It’s possibly… Read more In Palm Springs In Astoria
Rest Home Odors
It wasn’t a proper place for a sixteen-year-old to be, let alone work. But jobs were limited in the small… Read more Rest Home Odors
The Woman Accused of Nymphomania
In America, it has always been a crime to be sexual. Michael Jackson might not have even gotten away with… Read more The Woman Accused of Nymphomania
If You Love Something, Squeeze it More Tightly Than Lennie Would
If you love something, absolutely do not set it free. That shit ain’t comin’ back. It’s about to be gone… Read more If You Love Something, Squeeze it More Tightly Than Lennie Would
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