They keep trying to say that poetry is dead–that the written word is completely defunct. But here on Governors Island,… Read more The Barred Bard
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What Adults Do
“It’s what adults do. They pay for their own bills, do things they don’t want to,” Randall insisted to his… Read more What Adults Do
Not Nicholas Sparks’ The Notebook
It isn’t exactly “good mental health sense” to fall in love with a writer. Especially if that writer is a… Read more Not Nicholas Sparks’ The Notebook
Your Motherfuckin’ Ass, My Motherfuckin’ Tail
I am the little mermaid, hopelessly devoted to your motherfuckin’ ass. You like me best because I can’t speak, and… Read more Your Motherfuckin’ Ass, My Motherfuckin’ Tail
The Pop Star’s Daughter
I despised her. From the moment I heard the first few notes of her most successful single, “Boundary,” I apprehended… Read more The Pop Star’s Daughter
California Is Burning
California is burning. Or rather, California is always burning. Burning with desire, with the sins of temptation, with the ghosts… Read more California Is Burning
The Non-Functioning Defense Mechanism
“Did you ever think maybe men treat you like shit because you act so cavalier?” the old man asked her.… Read more The Non-Functioning Defense Mechanism
Dodici Vibratori Sulla Spiaggia
In Italy, let alone the south of Italy, one never knows where the trash comes from. Only that it somehow… Read more Dodici Vibratori Sulla Spiaggia
Nothing Lasts Forever, You Know?
“Ahmed is very gentle,” the receptionist assures me after I tell her that yes, I probably do suffer from dental… Read more Nothing Lasts Forever, You Know?
Liliane Bettencourt and Zsa Zsa Gabor Dine in Heaven (Their Own Version They Built For Themselves Without God’s Input)
Zsa Zsa Gabor was getting pretty lonely in her own self-made heaven after dying, like so many people, in 2016.… Read more Liliane Bettencourt and Zsa Zsa Gabor Dine in Heaven (Their Own Version They Built For Themselves Without God’s Input)
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