Three friends, both alike in lack of dignity, had descended upon Paris at the same time after several years spent… Read more The Converging
Three friends, both alike in lack of dignity, had descended upon Paris at the same time after several years spent… Read more The Converging
There she was, minding her own business. Sitting in a corner of the train she thought was safe from “inviting”… Read more Eau de Vieillard
Like all problems (and dicks), it started out small. A tiny little drop of oil that spilled on the couch… Read more The Unexpected Evolution of a Stain Into the Shape of a Donkey Dick
She loathed it when she met people from New York in Paris. Worse still, meeting someone from Bushwick in Paris.… Read more The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
Usually, when a person is foolish (and naïve) enough to let a toxic ex back into their life, it relates… Read more Talk About Letting a Toxic Ex Back Into Your Life
Isla could never resist getting the full English breakfast every time she was in London (fuck that dainty “toast and… Read more The Half-Full English Breakfast
It’s hard to romanticize sitting at a café in Paris when there’s a McDonald’s right in front of you. “Charming”… Read more It’s Hard to Romanticize Sitting at a Café in Paris When There’s a McDonald’s Right in Front of You
Do not say that the beggar does not work for his money. I happen to know for a fact that… Read more Why the Beggar Is Wise
Is there something about entering one’s forties that automatically makes a woman have horrible fashion sense? Is bad style simply… Read more Bad Style Activated
Katie lets it slip out that tomorrow is “Columbus Day.” Even though, by now, she’s well-aware that it’s Indigenous Peoples’… Read more Being “Civilized”