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So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
When he said he would “fly me to the moon,” I thought he was speaking metaphorically. Instead, he meant that… Read more So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
Teenage Superpower
What is it about the teenage superpower of making anyone around them who isn’t a teen feel like the most… Read more Teenage Superpower
Prats Past and Present
The hordes were out in full force. Of course, in a place like this, they always were. But today was… Read more Prats Past and Present
Going Out of Business
He overheard someone on the train say it: “We should get a full week off for the Fourth of July… Read more Going Out of Business
White Male Grotesque
He was capable of stewing in his own filth for days at a time. If one were to occupy a… Read more White Male Grotesque
Gourmand Goldilocks
Wren stands in front of the menu for what feels like twenty minutes. Like the tourists (though she isn’t one)… Read more Gourmand Goldilocks
Raintrap
Some people might find it jarring. The sight of so many marooned underneath awnings at the height of a torrential… Read more Raintrap
Coffee and Chips
There’s the dinner of champions and then there’s coffee and chips. That’s what Elvania preferred to dine on. Or, more… Read more Coffee and Chips
The Self-Exterminating Angel
My whole life feels like the plot of The Exterminating Angel in that I can’t seem to bring myself to… Read more The Self-Exterminating Angel
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