When one thinks of “dribs and drabs,” surely no good image can come to mind. Especially when one has been… Read more “Drips” and Drabs (The Grossest Phrase Ever)
When one thinks of “dribs and drabs,” surely no good image can come to mind. Especially when one has been… Read more “Drips” and Drabs (The Grossest Phrase Ever)
Mom used to tell me that people stared at me because I was so beautiful. Maybe back then, in my… Read more Ill-Disguising Armor
She walks down the street with something like a spring in her step, foolish enough to believe that she won’t… Read more The (Dry) Well of Human Kindness
I go to the post office that isn’t there. Except I don’t know that it isn’t there until I’m already… Read more The Location You’re Seeking No Longer Exists
Can I hold it all in? Everything that’s inside me? I mean literally. Something I ate is begging to explode… Read more A Musical Malady
Ever since Ariana Grande unleashed Eternal Sunshine onto the world, it was not her voice that echoed through Luna’s mind,… Read more What Hath Ariana Grande’s Grandmother Wrought?
When her ex broke up with her, she knew that, in the end, the joke would be on him. That… Read more Joke’s On You
There is an unaccounted circle of hell that Dante never mentioned in print. I won’t number it, but it’s there,… Read more A Previously Untapped Circle of Hell
While Hawaii, to many, feels like an exotic, far-removed location that it takes a lot of coin to arrive at,… Read more There Goes Your Middle-Class Vacation
I didn’t want to have to get violent. Despite what people say about me, I’m actually a very peaceful person.… Read more Mojave Desert Melee