It hadn’t been a thing since the 00s. Think: Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron applying lip gloss in Mean Girls.… Read more Blow Job Lips Are Back (at the Dermatology Office)
Tag: literature
Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?
More than anything else, the local newscasters seemed concerned with whether or not the ceremony would be affected. Because, if… Read more Will Hurricane Warning Keep Stars From Arriving at the Grammys?
An Onlooker at the Globes
In the photos of our lives, are we not all but mere onlookers? And yet, in photos where we happen… Read more An Onlooker at the Globes
Bollocks to Brexit
“Bollocks to Brexit.” That’s what his t-shirt reads as he traipses through the sixteenth arrondissement in combat boots and a… Read more Bollocks to Brexit
Going Old Testament
You know you’re in a dodgy fuckin’ neighborhood when you overhear a mother telling her fiveish-looking son that she needs… Read more Going Old Testament
Kissing in the Hospital Parking Lot
The sun was setting and it just looked so romantic. Steven wasn’t thinking about the actual location of where he… Read more Kissing in the Hospital Parking Lot
Dumbball
I could never understand the appeal. And I really don’t know how anyone can possibly sit through three hours (sometimes… Read more Dumbball
Pissing at Thirty Thousand Feet
It’s hard not to think that everything about flying on a plane is unnatural. Largely because, well, it is. I’m… Read more Pissing at Thirty Thousand Feet
The People Cutter Outer
In another age, cutting people out didn’t involve quite as much direct malevolence. Such calculated, surgical removal. It was simply… Read more The People Cutter Outer
Gen Z Tries to Use a Shoehorn
At the “old folks’ home” a.k.a. some friends of her father’s, Rina was relieved to finally be leaving. She thought… Read more Gen Z Tries to Use a Shoehorn
Literary Bitch 