Stereotype or not, the truth was that the only other ilk who used the public computers at the library were… Read more Library Trolls
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Gestation Nation
Life automatically sets you up to be disappointed. For we’re initially conditioned to believe we can inhabit a no-cost space… Read more Gestation Nation
The Stray
Like many, he was under the impression that getting a dog would be a solution to a problem not exactly… Read more The Stray
Last Pigeon Standing, Or: Elegy For A Columba Livia
Closer and closer to December, one starts to notice their absence, or rather, the glaring existence of those few that… Read more Last Pigeon Standing, Or: Elegy For A Columba Livia
Fuck Being A Child Star, I Wanna Be A Child Mannequin
Maybe it had something to do with Barbie’s gloriously stoic face. Sure, she was technically smiling all the time, but… Read more Fuck Being A Child Star, I Wanna Be A Child Mannequin
The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
At some point in your life, many of your friends will be lost to convention. Specifically, a “real” job, marriage… Read more The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
From Oil to Boil
He had never been a masterful cook. Yet, as with all things in life, he tried. And tried, and tried.… Read more From Oil to Boil
The Graveyard Choreographer
She was a girl who danced on graves–of course bodily possession was going to be her karma. Yet at the… Read more The Graveyard Choreographer
Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Holly Golightly eats a Danish and is thin. Holly Golightly takes a shit and rose petals come out instead. There’s… Read more Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Damn You, Darwin!
His body was like a giant crepe mound that had folded into itself. His breath like an unwashed crotch. But… Read more Damn You, Darwin!
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