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The Pole Leaner
You’ll find one on every subway, in every city in the world. Those people who feign having “no idea” that… Read more The Pole Leaner
“Small-Town Body” (Is A Small Price to Pay for Health Care)
She was the sort of person who could pull a muscle doing something totally innocuous, like putting a sweatshirt on… Read more “Small-Town Body” (Is A Small Price to Pay for Health Care)
I Hate “New York, New York”
The sound of Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” playing was enough to send her into a tailspin (maybe Liza… Read more I Hate “New York, New York”
Beware Sexual Endeavors That Involve the “People’s Beach”
As a child, I can distinctly remember the fear I felt of having to go even remotely near the deep… Read more Beware Sexual Endeavors That Involve the “People’s Beach”
Billie Eilish in New York
Like Marilyn Monroe or Eve Babitz, Billie Eilish seems decidedly “out of context” whenever she’s not in L.A. That feels… Read more Billie Eilish in New York
Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
It wasn’t as though anyone plans for such things. After all, a man should be able to do whatever he… Read more Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
The Botched Titty from New York City
It was apparently unfathomable to Dr. Mayor (pronounced My-or) that someone could actually live in New York. Which is perhaps why she… Read more The Botched Titty from New York City
Toilet Paper Wars
What they don’t tell you about the many “joys” of living with someone is that, invariably, one person will always… Read more Toilet Paper Wars
Joan the New York Crone
Driving down the pastoral road rendered more “hick” than “quaint” by its population, Josefina remarked to her father, Raymundo (or… Read more Joan the New York Crone
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