Like everything, even being able to successfully report a crime entails “having money.” Because, obviously, you need a phone to… Read more The Classism of What It Takes to Report a Crime
Tag: Paris
A Decor Whore’s Journey to the Bouquinistes
Being basic makes things so much easier. Who wants “bespoke” items anyway when it’s such a chore/additional expense to find… Read more A Decor Whore’s Journey to the Bouquinistes
“Take the risk or you’ll lose the chance.”
A white girl walks by Benoît with a huge Galeries Lafayette shopping bag in hand while wearing a t-shirt that… Read more “Take the risk or you’ll lose the chance.”
An A/B Conversation With No B
At first, the woman sitting in front of the old man made it appear as though he could be talking… Read more An A/B Conversation With No B
Voodoo Burp
As if going on an interview wasn’t degrading enough, Martin Anderson had to contend with the unwanted task of “arriving.”… Read more Voodoo Burp
60 to 62, 62 to 64, 64 to Work Till You’re Dead
The rest of the world (mainly the U.S.) looked on in sheer disbelief at the French commitment to protesting. It… Read more 60 to 62, 62 to 64, 64 to Work Till You’re Dead
The Tourists Did Not Take Photos
“Oh my gawwww,” Brittany lamented as she walked through the trash-filled streets near the Luxembourg Garden. The lament was directed… Read more The Tourists Did Not Take Photos
The Statue Bound and Gagged
There is a lone statue in the Tuileries Garden. Well, it’s not “lone.” It stands among many others. However, it… Read more The Statue Bound and Gagged
Bébé à Bord
Having children must make you insane. Or force you to give so little of a fuck that you start speaking… Read more Bébé à Bord
The Condom Vending Machine
Levi wasn’t the type who would have ever imagined himself to be in this sort of position. He was usually… Read more The Condom Vending Machine
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