There Sophie was, trying her best to enjoy the ramen that had just been placed in front of her at… Read more The Sexual Tension Between Two “Straight” Men Dining Together
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No Love for Leftovers (Or Those Who Foist Them)
If there was one thing that disgusted her on multiple levels more than any other, it was leftovers. And it… Read more No Love for Leftovers (Or Those Who Foist Them)
The Hazards of Wearing a Band Tee
Whenever you see someone wearing a “band tee” and also listening to headphones, you have to wonder if they’re listening… Read more The Hazards of Wearing a Band Tee
“You Can’t Say Anything Anymore” (And Probably Never Should Have)
“Ain’t my fault it’s not my destiny to be some child laborer in a sweatshop. I’m still going to enjoy… Read more “You Can’t Say Anything Anymore” (And Probably Never Should Have)
Cutting Up Fruit
For whatever reason, of all the domestic tasks, she despised cutting up fruit the most. The tedium it embodied could… Read more Cutting Up Fruit
An Elaborate Wedding Both Paid for and Marred by Extreme Wealth
The rich and famous had always viewed Italy as their playground. Like most Americans in general. But, for celebrities, it… Read more An Elaborate Wedding Both Paid for and Marred by Extreme Wealth
“Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
An ominous knockoff of Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” starts to play over the speakers of the café. I’m… Read more “Saint Anthony” Inspires a Meet-Cute
The Last Monogamist
Anita didn’t know what she was doing in this place. This wannabe den of “iniquity.” In truth, it was just… Read more The Last Monogamist
Once Bitten, Never Again
There’s so much that women have to fear when it comes to sex as it is. STDs, the dude not… Read more Once Bitten, Never Again
Parlaying Hot Embarrassment Into Hot Chocolate
The hot chocolate mix you gave me ran out today, and it sent me into a pile of tears. It’s… Read more Parlaying Hot Embarrassment Into Hot Chocolate
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