She didn’t realize until it was too late just how sociopathic her thirteen-year-old daughter had become. The age that seems… Read more Sophie’s Foist
She didn’t realize until it was too late just how sociopathic her thirteen-year-old daughter had become. The age that seems… Read more Sophie’s Foist
Her father had this terrible habit of overly praising any boyfriend she was with. While, on the one hand, a… Read more Boyfriends Will No Longer Be Introduced (Because There Will No Longer Be Boyfriends)
When it comes to being bourgeois, there is perhaps nothing worse than a boyfriend/husband with terrible taste vis-à-vis what to… Read more The Shitty Gift Giver
He had warned Mary Anne about Donna’s, let’s say, deficiencies when it came to performing domestic tasks that many others… Read more The Pleats Were Never the Same, Or: Jank Hestia
On Wednesdays, some people wear pink. Others gather around a table at a semi-dilapidated community center in Tomales to recall… Read more Quadruple Peaks
Jack’s volatile temper was little known to anyone except Renata. Though she was the one of Italian origin between the… Read more A Lovely Sendoff
They say corns are more common among “the elderly”—as though youths are immune to friction. Foot friction, that is. They… Read more If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Wear It Regardless
In a town that becomes even more abyssal than usual during the summer, it’s even scarier for a woman alone.… Read more Lugar Olvidado Por Dios, Or: A Nothing Town Becomes Even More Nothing in the Summer
I sent him news articles, memes and little videos I thought he would react to. He never did. It was… Read more A Whore for Being Ignored
She could feel him looking at the faint traces of gray in her hair that she usually covered up via… Read more Trace Amounts