When he said he would “fly me to the moon,” I thought he was speaking metaphorically. Instead, he meant that… Read more So Much For Being Flown to the Moon
Tag: relationships
Prats Past and Present
The hordes were out in full force. Of course, in a place like this, they always were. But today was… Read more Prats Past and Present
White Male Grotesque
He was capable of stewing in his own filth for days at a time. If one were to occupy a… Read more White Male Grotesque
Raintrap
Some people might find it jarring. The sight of so many marooned underneath awnings at the height of a torrential… Read more Raintrap
You Can’t Trust People Who Are Allergic to Dogs
Over the years, it became apparent to Jacob that people who were allergic to dogs (or, worse still, claimed to… Read more You Can’t Trust People Who Are Allergic to Dogs
What Was So Wrong With “Women’s Work” Before It Had to Become “Meaningful”?
Some time ago, I came across a condescending ad from the 1950s about how cleaning the house is physically strenuous… Read more What Was So Wrong With “Women’s Work” Before It Had to Become “Meaningful”?
What Hath Ariana Grande’s Grandmother Wrought?
Ever since Ariana Grande unleashed Eternal Sunshine onto the world, it was not her voice that echoed through Luna’s mind,… Read more What Hath Ariana Grande’s Grandmother Wrought?
Joke’s On You
When her ex broke up with her, she knew that, in the end, the joke would be on him. That… Read more Joke’s On You
The Telltale Peanut Butter
She wasn’t supposed to be there. In fact, Luna often found herself in places she wasn’t supposed to be. Yet… Read more The Telltale Peanut Butter
Flower Fakeout
It was foolish and naïve for any woman to think that there was still such a thing as romance. Pure… Read more Flower Fakeout
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