The sun was setting and it just looked so romantic. Steven wasn’t thinking about the actual location of where he… Read more Kissing in the Hospital Parking Lot
Tag: relationships
The People Cutter Outer
In another age, cutting people out didn’t involve quite as much direct malevolence. Such calculated, surgical removal. It was simply… Read more The People Cutter Outer
Penile Injuries Increase During the Holidays, Or: I Was A Skeptic of Arousal During Christmas
Lately, it’s been called into question why Hallmark and other assorted profit mongers are so fond of painting the holiday… Read more Penile Injuries Increase During the Holidays, Or: I Was A Skeptic of Arousal During Christmas
You Fucking Terrible Woman, You Horror
Wherever she went, and whatever she did, it seemed her gender had to get involved. Had to “bog her down”… Read more You Fucking Terrible Woman, You Horror
Jeune à Nevers
“Elle” a.k.a. “Her” in Hiroshima Mon Amour says she won’t ever go back to Nevers (never will she ever) because… Read more Jeune à Nevers
Cracker Doesn’t Want Poly(amory)
Phil Collins is playing somewhere in the background and it’s impossible not to think of Patrick Bateman. Still, Eleanor would… Read more Cracker Doesn’t Want Poly(amory)
The Drawer
“I don’t wanna hear your fuckin’ voice,” he hisses. It’s clear he wants some Sally Hawkins in The Shape of… Read more The Drawer
I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
Watching the man treat his dog like shit while the dog was just trying to take a shit, I had… Read more I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
I keep forgetting to take my vitamins. I must remember to take my vitamins. Or maybe my entire internal framework… Read more You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
Got Her By the Ovaries
After a long dinner with his friends, Caroline and Alexander (who always corrected people when they called him Alex), finally… Read more Got Her By the Ovaries
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