Phil Collins is playing somewhere in the background and it’s impossible not to think of Patrick Bateman. Still, Eleanor would… Read more Cracker Doesn’t Want Poly(amory)
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The Drawer
“I don’t wanna hear your fuckin’ voice,” he hisses. It’s clear he wants some Sally Hawkins in The Shape of… Read more The Drawer
I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
Watching the man treat his dog like shit while the dog was just trying to take a shit, I had… Read more I Don’t Wanna Be Your Dog
You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
I keep forgetting to take my vitamins. I must remember to take my vitamins. Or maybe my entire internal framework… Read more You Don’t Take Your Vitamins, Your Vitamins Take You
Got Her By the Ovaries
After a long dinner with his friends, Caroline and Alexander (who always corrected people when they called him Alex), finally… Read more Got Her By the Ovaries
These Girls, I Don’t Know Them
“These girls, I don’t know them,” Father said. “They are an embarrassment to my existence. A scourge upon my reputation.”… Read more These Girls, I Don’t Know Them
One Parasite, Two Scenarios
He tells me it’s my white privilege that makes me act so uppity. Not just in general, but specifically about… Read more One Parasite, Two Scenarios
An Irreversible Injury
He had no memory of even doing it at all. He supposed that just went to show how tired he… Read more An Irreversible Injury
Last-Minute Flowers
It wasn’t a coincidence that Miley had released her song almost exactly a month before Valentine’s Day. She knew how… Read more Last-Minute Flowers
A Boyfriend Is For Taking Pictures
Most women know by now that straight men serve few viable purposes in their lives other than “pointing and clicking.”… Read more A Boyfriend Is For Taking Pictures
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