The line outside the bathroom, she could tell (though feigned unawareness to herself), was starting to expand at an alarming… Read more A Woman’s Vanity Holds Up the Line
The line outside the bathroom, she could tell (though feigned unawareness to herself), was starting to expand at an alarming… Read more A Woman’s Vanity Holds Up the Line
When Children of Men came out in 2006, Marissa was arguably the first in line to see it. Not just… Read more Marissa Tries to Understand Why Children of Men Is Considered Dystopian
There she was, minding her own business. Sitting in a corner of the train she thought was safe from “inviting”… Read more Eau de Vieillard
Like all problems (and dicks), it started out small. A tiny little drop of oil that spilled on the couch… Read more The Unexpected Evolution of a Stain Into the Shape of a Donkey Dick
If you have ever tried to call a stoner, then surely you must be aware of the complications involved. Even… Read more Trying to Call A Stoner
“If you are exempt from wearing a face mask, please inform…” Reva interrupted the “pleasant-sounding” British woman’s voice over the… Read more If You Are Exempt From Wearing a Face Mask…
Walking down Yucca Street at one a.m. in search of meaning and more alcohol was not out of the norm… Read more Pla-Boy Liquor
The shop had been open for a solid five years until she came along. Was doing perfectly fine. Just like… Read more Un Morceau de Pizza, Un Morceau de Chair
She’s out there somewhere. Some version of herself still living the same life, still repeating the same mistakes and falling… Read more Version Obtuse.0