When it comes to being bourgeois, there is perhaps nothing worse than a boyfriend/husband with terrible taste vis-à-vis what to… Read more The Shitty Gift Giver
Tag: short story
Eau de Vieillard
There she was, minding her own business. Sitting in a corner of the train she thought was safe from “inviting”… Read more Eau de Vieillard
The Unexpected Evolution of a Stain Into the Shape of a Donkey Dick
Like all problems (and dicks), it started out small. A tiny little drop of oil that spilled on the couch… Read more The Unexpected Evolution of a Stain Into the Shape of a Donkey Dick
The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
She loathed it when she met people from New York in Paris. Worse still, meeting someone from Bushwick in Paris.… Read more The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
Talk About Letting a Toxic Ex Back Into Your Life
Usually, when a person is foolish (and naïve) enough to let a toxic ex back into their life, it relates… Read more Talk About Letting a Toxic Ex Back Into Your Life
The Half-Full English Breakfast
Isla could never resist getting the full English breakfast every time she was in London (fuck that dainty “toast and… Read more The Half-Full English Breakfast
Why the Beggar Is Wise
Do not say that the beggar does not work for his money. I happen to know for a fact that… Read more Why the Beggar Is Wise
Bad Style Activated
Is there something about entering one’s forties that automatically makes a woman have horrible fashion sense? Is bad style simply… Read more Bad Style Activated
Grocery Store Scène de Crime
It hadn’t truly dawned on Caroline that it was fall. Not until she went into the grocery store and saw… Read more Grocery Store Scène de Crime
The Blowing of A Second Chance
Looking back, it was silly. How easily she squandered her one chance at Hollywood. For everyone knows you only get… Read more The Blowing of A Second Chance
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