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Tag: travel
Girlhood Stuffed Animal Causes Airplane Scandal
Most grown women probably would have cared about how it looked to bring a stuffed animal on a plane. For… Read more Girlhood Stuffed Animal Causes Airplane Scandal
Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
It seemed to be a time of the month when every woman was on their rag. That’s certainly how the… Read more Les Jeux Olympiques et Les Tampons Hygiéniques
Impingements
It was perhaps the first time in Mia Soldonis’ life that she felt judged for her passport photo in the… Read more Impingements
Pissing at Thirty Thousand Feet
It’s hard not to think that everything about flying on a plane is unnatural. Largely because, well, it is. I’m… Read more Pissing at Thirty Thousand Feet
“Revenge Travel” Provides Nothing But Revenge On Oneself
It’s the term that’s been bandied about ever since COVID “ended” and people could take their precious trips again. “Revenge… Read more “Revenge Travel” Provides Nothing But Revenge On Oneself
If You Are Exempt From Wearing a Face Mask…
“If you are exempt from wearing a face mask, please inform…” Reva interrupted the “pleasant-sounding” British woman’s voice over the… Read more If You Are Exempt From Wearing a Face Mask…
Wearing High Heels on an Evacuation Slide
It was ironic, as most things tend to be, that right before taking off for the flight, Frieda Sempkin, for… Read more Wearing High Heels on an Evacuation Slide
The Divine Right of Demon Spawns on Planes
Maybe it’s because I myself cannot remember the joy of being able to scream with abandon or without worry of… Read more The Divine Right of Demon Spawns on Planes
Gray and Oblivious: The Face of Tourism
A man of unclear Middle Eastern descent demands with a simultaneous mix of certainty and uncertainty, “Excuse me sir, are… Read more Gray and Oblivious: The Face of Tourism
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