He was always going on about being a “functional adult.” As though it were something one could just “be.” Lilith… Read more Fucktioning Adult

He was always going on about being a “functional adult.” As though it were something one could just “be.” Lilith… Read more Fucktioning Adult
Emmanuelle, who went by “Elle” when she was feeling lazy (so…always), found it amusing, really, that so many service jobs… Read more Soft Serve, Hard Realization
Going to work, of course, was always a slog. But, at the bare minimum, he could count on the same… Read more A Suspicious-Looking Potato
He had hated work all his life. Who didn’t? It was the worst place in the world. Except what people… Read more The Faux Commuter