Money was never natural. As a concept. But at least one could take comfort in the fact that it did,… Read more Not From Trees (NFTs)
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When he told her, of course, she couldn’t believe it. It wasn’t just that men had far less of a… Read more The Nude Photos
It was difficult to see the new place. His new place. It probably would have been even more so had I been… Read more The New Place
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The logic of the day has shifted. It used to be: as long as I don’t get swept into a crowd… Read more “Oh, Don’t Worry. I’m Vaccinated.”
I didn’t know it at the time–as we’re never aware of the precise moment before a Fall. But, as it… Read more Color Out of ArcLight
Like everywhere else on this planet, there were more every day. Homeless, that is. Gisele was almost positive she was… Read more Strife Imitates Art
When you’re at your “ripest,” as Robert Rodriguez or Humbert Humbert might say, it’s easy to fall prey to the… Read more Virginity Rocks