They always say “old age” sneaks up on you, not including the caveat that pretty much any age after twenty-nine… Read more Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number…Until You’re on a Bus With London Youths

They always say “old age” sneaks up on you, not including the caveat that pretty much any age after twenty-nine… Read more Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number…Until You’re on a Bus With London Youths
“An STD? Me?” The acting in the informational video is exactly as bad as one would expect it to be. Performed… Read more At the Clinic
Like most Americans, Ben Ressen had no idea who France Gall was. Not until that rather dramatic day at the… Read more The (France) Gall
Going to work, of course, was always a slog. But, at the bare minimum, he could count on the same… Read more A Suspicious-Looking Potato
“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” Of course, when he says this, I think he’s talking about his beloved… Read more Daddy’s Cum Sheets
It was apparently unfathomable to Dr. Mayor (pronounced My-or) that someone could actually live in New York. Which is perhaps why she… Read more The Botched Titty from New York City
Father had the tendency to show his love violently. That didn’t mean he struck us or anything like that. Not… Read more A Slap on the Back
From the outset, there was a strange aura about the garden that day. Not that the Tuileries, constantly teeming with… Read more Pain au Chocolat Paucity
“If you are exempt from wearing a face mask, please inform…” Reva interrupted the “pleasant-sounding” British woman’s voice over the… Read more If You Are Exempt From Wearing a Face Mask…
If there was a fire in a hotel, and an alarm was urgently going off, I would take my time… Read more Vanity in a Crisis