Whenever you see someone wearing a “band tee” and also listening to headphones, you have to wonder if they’re listening… Read more The Hazards of Wearing a Band Tee
Whenever you see someone wearing a “band tee” and also listening to headphones, you have to wonder if they’re listening… Read more The Hazards of Wearing a Band Tee
Grace had returned to Toronto with one mission, and one mission only: to clean out her childhood bedroom. Of late,… Read more (To Your Chagrin) You Learn
There’s something about feeling fat already that only motivates you to eat all the more. Because fuck it, right? You’ve… Read more Gradually, Then Suddenly: A Weight Gain Story
It isn’t just people that can live in discomfort if they have to. In fact, more often than not, it’s… Read more How About a Lid for Human Cruelty?
Only children and freakshows run. That’s one of the few things I’ve learned in life for sure. Which, needless to… Read more Beware the Sound of Someone Running Behind You
“Ain’t my fault it’s not my destiny to be some child laborer in a sweatshop. I’m still going to enjoy… Read more “You Can’t Say Anything Anymore” (And Probably Never Should Have)
The effort it takes now to actually form a written sentence in response to someone who themselves managed to “craft”… Read more All My Emojis Are All I Have
Lonely people write, I realize that. People that feel they’re never listened to “in real life.” For God knows what… Read more Writers With No Readers
There are two kinds of bathrooms at the beach. Obviously, the water itself (for it’s no secret that the ocean… Read more The Bathroom at the Beach
There is something traitorous about the people you’re close to getting older. Shifting their shape before your very eyes—gradually, then… Read more The Transmogrification of Helena Briars