When you are dead weight in life, perhaps it’s only to be expected that you should be even more so… Read more The Queen’s Coffin
When you are dead weight in life, perhaps it’s only to be expected that you should be even more so… Read more The Queen’s Coffin
The warning had come down when they were already in the water. Jess and her friends were usually always in the water,… Read more (A) Human Waste
If the last one to do such and such is a rotten egg, then the first is a “fresh” one… Read more Rotten Egg
It’s so hard to find a place to be. To just access the most rudimentary ability to sit down somewhere and… Read more Stiff Upper Lip (With Chocolate All Over It)
It’s never been any secret that “legitimately” finding a place to live is all but impossible, regardless of which Western “civilization”… Read more Carbon Monoxide Detector Not Included
Everything, in the end, comes down to boxes. That’s what a life amounts to: a bunch of shit in boxes. Things you… Read more Life Is Boxes, And Then You’re In A Box
All she wanted was to eat her fucking peanut M&Ms in peace. But no, the presence of a roving fly… Read more Eating M&Ms With Windex in Hand
The warbled sound of Kesha’s voice singing, “It’s goin’ down/I’m yellin’ timber” wafts from the interior of one of those… Read more Irish Timber
From what Marion could tell, Renee’s hypocrisy never seemed to know any bounds. One second telling somebody not to food… Read more The Food Shamer Who Forbade Others From Food Shaming
If you had asked her in her teens how she might spend the later years of her life, she never… Read more Blazing Up in Santa Ynez