If there was a fire in a hotel, and an alarm was urgently going off, I would take my time… Read more Vanity in a Crisis
If there was a fire in a hotel, and an alarm was urgently going off, I would take my time… Read more Vanity in a Crisis
Sure, Allie had heard of the fabled inflation that was also supposed to be happening in the magical land of… Read more Money for Nothing
It was ironic, as most things tend to be, that right before taking off for the flight, Frieda Sempkin, for… Read more Wearing High Heels on an Evacuation Slide
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Beauty and the Beast taught children one true thing: every rose must die. Wilt away and lose all of its splendor.… Read more The Rose That Was Dead Inside
He had mentioned it casually to her. “In passing,” as she would describe it to a friend later. But she… Read more For the Record
Very few people had occasion to go to Giverny unless they were just tourists passing though for the day. Thus,… Read more Nobody at The Baudy
Cupid woke up one day when it hit him: he was actually Lucifer. The fallen angel that inaugurated this whole… Read more Cupido e Satana: La Coppia Perfetta
“Y’all take this shit too, right?” the clichély disheveled man asked crudely as he thrusted an abused, obsolete laptop on… Read more Resale Value