“No offense, but you have nothing in your life. If you lost me, what would you really have?” This is… Read more You’re Nobody Until You Have a Spawn to Love You
“No offense, but you have nothing in your life. If you lost me, what would you really have?” This is… Read more You’re Nobody Until You Have a Spawn to Love You
Even when you know that, at some point, the conditions of the West might force you to be driven out,… Read more Desiccation Nation
There are so many “destination” Madonna birthdays at this point, it’s difficult to keep track. There was Puglia when she… Read more Madonna in Cuba
There once was a slightly trashy princess. She didn’t know she was of noble blood while growing up as a… Read more The Princess and the Leech(es)
It was always beyond Eleanor that no one had ever thought to open a diner and put better names for food… Read more Francis Bacon and Eggs
He did not find it comical nor “tongue-in-cheek” to list as an essential medical reason for gaining entry to the… Read more Medical Emergency
Among others besides Kathy Hilton (who has, like, one picture of herself with Andy that actually looks kind of Photoshopped), many have… Read more Andy Wouldn’t Have Liked Paris
Moving there at this point in time was already a dubious idea. Every day, there was some sort of article… Read more Surfside
One of the running jokes in L.A., no matter how much it changes, is that the directions people give (back… Read more Just Go Up La Brea
A fire burns at all hours of the day in California. It’s difficult to know just when one should really… Read more The Smell of Burning in the Morning No Longer Affects the Californian Fight or Flight Response