She didn’t get right properly into Princess Diana until around 2013, after seeing, for the first time, Amélie. She was thirteen when the… Read more Crashing Into Greatness
Category: Short Story
Those Who Fail to Understand the Can’t Fail Café
It was the perfect place for a failure to be. If you were going for irony, of course. Billed as… Read more Those Who Fail to Understand the Can’t Fail Café
Going Apeshit in the Simulation
There are those in The Simulation who serve their purpose. They’re meant simply to just “be there.” Nothing more than… Read more Going Apeshit in the Simulation
Gumshoe
When you thought about it, it really didn’t make sense. Who were all these people still actually chewing gum? Do you know… Read more Gumshoe
Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number…Until You’re on a Bus With London Youths
They always say “old age” sneaks up on you, not including the caveat that pretty much any age after twenty-nine… Read more Age Ain’t Nothin’ But a Number…Until You’re on a Bus With London Youths
At the Clinic
“An STD? Me?” The acting in the informational video is exactly as bad as one would expect it to be. Performed… Read more At the Clinic
The (France) Gall
Like most Americans, Ben Ressen had no idea who France Gall was. Not until that rather dramatic day at the… Read more The (France) Gall
A Suspicious-Looking Potato
Going to work, of course, was always a slog. But, at the bare minimum, he could count on the same… Read more A Suspicious-Looking Potato
Daddy’s Cum Sheets
“What she doesn’t know won’t hurt her.” Of course, when he says this, I think he’s talking about his beloved… Read more Daddy’s Cum Sheets
The Botched Titty from New York City
It was apparently unfathomable to Dr. Mayor (pronounced My-or) that someone could actually live in New York. Which is perhaps why she… Read more The Botched Titty from New York City
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