Little fanfare is given to the caterpillar, a glorified worm, for all intents and purposes. At worst, merely a symbol… Read more A Caterpillar’s Broken Dream
Category: Short Story
Hey Girl, I Just Want You To Know That I Appreciate How You’re Turning Your Psychotic Break Into Art.
Not everyone is going to understand what the fuck you’re doing. What could possibly be driving you to explore your… Read more Hey Girl, I Just Want You To Know That I Appreciate How You’re Turning Your Psychotic Break Into Art.
The Plant-Hating Millennial
“Millennials Love Plants,” “Why Millennials Love Plants Despite Not Owning Property,” “Plant-Crazed Millennial Buys Fledgling Baltimore Flower Shop.” Over the… Read more The Plant-Hating Millennial
Death by Dance Craze
I didn’t set out to cause no trouble, na. All I wanted was to express myself through the only medium… Read more Death by Dance Craze
Wig Shop Heist
Bain went by Bain, she said, because she felt like, from the moment she hit adolescence, she was the bane… Read more Wig Shop Heist
I’m Aching to See My Heroine
It is not “done” anymore. Heroin, that is. It no longer holds the glitz and the glamor of a more… Read more I’m Aching to See My Heroine
I Am Excellent
“I am excellent,” he insisted to himself and no one in particular as he gazed in the mirror each morning.… Read more I Am Excellent
Grandmother Extinction
My grandma did not always have big tits. They came later on in life, when she let herself go. Women… Read more Grandmother Extinction
Wandering This Planet Like the Mobro 4000
Julia Sullivan (Drew Barrymore) may have confessed to Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler) in The Wedding Singer, “I feel like I’m… Read more Wandering This Planet Like the Mobro 4000
In Palm Springs In Astoria
There’s something about the California episodes of I Love Lucy that really appeal to the homo male’s mind. It’s possibly… Read more In Palm Springs In Astoria
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