It wasn’t unusual for me to get looks from men, of course. I was no stranger to the wayward glance… Read more My Own Licorice Pizza
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The Patriarch(y)
“In the old days, men used to have power,” Father seethes as he laments having to ask Mother for permission… Read more The Patriarch(y)
Vanity in a Crisis
If there was a fire in a hotel, and an alarm was urgently going off, I would take my time… Read more Vanity in a Crisis
Money for Nothing
Sure, Allie had heard of the fabled inflation that was also supposed to be happening in the magical land of… Read more Money for Nothing
Born to Be Verbally Abusive
In her youth, she was taken on a class trip to Chicago. There were many sights shown, but Maren could… Read more Born to Be Verbally Abusive
Did You Ever Get Vaccinated?
Two friends, both alike in lack of dignity. Except that, well, one of them managed to accrue slightly more when… Read more Did You Ever Get Vaccinated?
Plebe Air
It was rather incredible to look around and see just how many people were gleeful gluttons for punishment. So goddamn… Read more Plebe Air
Francis Bacon and Eggs
It was always beyond Eleanor that no one had ever thought to open a diner and put better names for food… Read more Francis Bacon and Eggs
Medical Emergency
He did not find it comical nor “tongue-in-cheek” to list as an essential medical reason for gaining entry to the… Read more Medical Emergency
Coral’s Reefer
If she was going to be forced to give Reston a lift to Long Beach, she was damn well going… Read more Coral’s Reefer
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