It was to be expected in any “major metropolitan city.” The inevitability of public transportation fucking you over on the… Read more A Less Pleasant Bus Stop Than Marilyn Monroe’s
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Feline “Friend”
Everything had gone to shit since the cat had arrived. Eloise didn’t even agree to take on the responsibility. It just sort… Read more Feline “Friend”
Friedrich’s New Girlfriend is Dead in a Parallel Universe
Their relationship was not to be comparable to Cécile and Anne’s in Bonjour Tristesse. Mainly because Frieda, the Cécile in the… Read more Friedrich’s New Girlfriend is Dead in a Parallel Universe
Born to Consume
“You’re a consumer, whether you want to be or not. Whether you believe you are or not.” Rina releases these words like… Read more Born to Consume
America Is A Hamburger
America isn’t much to look at (not since the commercial developers got their hands on it), but what it lacks… Read more America Is A Hamburger
My Own Licorice Pizza
It wasn’t unusual for me to get looks from men, of course. I was no stranger to the wayward glance… Read more My Own Licorice Pizza
The Patriarch(y)
“In the old days, men used to have power,” Father seethes as he laments having to ask Mother for permission… Read more The Patriarch(y)
Vanity in a Crisis
If there was a fire in a hotel, and an alarm was urgently going off, I would take my time… Read more Vanity in a Crisis
Money for Nothing
Sure, Allie had heard of the fabled inflation that was also supposed to be happening in the magical land of… Read more Money for Nothing
Born to Be Verbally Abusive
In her youth, she was taken on a class trip to Chicago. There were many sights shown, but Maren could… Read more Born to Be Verbally Abusive
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