There she was. As vibrant and eye-catching as the day Andy “made” her. Or rather, turned her into yet another… Read more The New Mona Lisa
The Shitty Gift Giver
When it comes to being bourgeois, there is perhaps nothing worse than a boyfriend/husband with terrible taste vis-à-vis what to… Read more The Shitty Gift Giver
Vanquished by Valerie
She was the type of person who bought (though, usually, stole) boxes of hair dye only for the special, hair-nourishing… Read more Vanquished by Valerie
The Converging
Three friends, both alike in lack of dignity, had descended upon Paris at the same time after several years spent… Read more The Converging
Eau de Vieillard
There she was, minding her own business. Sitting in a corner of the train she thought was safe from “inviting”… Read more Eau de Vieillard
The Unexpected Evolution of a Stain Into the Shape of a Donkey Dick
Like all problems (and dicks), it started out small. A tiny little drop of oil that spilled on the couch… Read more The Unexpected Evolution of a Stain Into the Shape of a Donkey Dick
The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
She loathed it when she met people from New York in Paris. Worse still, meeting someone from Bushwick in Paris.… Read more The Detrimental Pursuit of Another Artistic Community
Talk About Letting a Toxic Ex Back Into Your Life
Usually, when a person is foolish (and naïve) enough to let a toxic ex back into their life, it relates… Read more Talk About Letting a Toxic Ex Back Into Your Life
The Half-Full English Breakfast
Isla could never resist getting the full English breakfast every time she was in London (fuck that dainty “toast and… Read more The Half-Full English Breakfast
The Dog Voyeur
Freya couldn’t exactly remember when she started obsessively taking photos of dogs. It must have begun, she reckoned, sometime back… Read more The Dog Voyeur
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