I used to have a snow globe as a little girl. It was one I chose out myself around the… Read more How Much Are Those Feminine Products on the Windowsill Left By Your Ex-Girlfriend?
Mattress in the Sand
Simone Bonhumeur was one of those young, waifish girls that men can’t help but lust after. And, being young, she… Read more Mattress in the Sand
Oh…You’re Still Doing That?
There is no more persecuted genre of people than the ones who “choose” not to “grow.” They are maligned, made… Read more Oh…You’re Still Doing That?
Akuru Sushi, Wyckoff Avenue
“Do you watch Broad City?” “No, to be honest, I can’t. It reminds me of my ex.” More than being… Read more Akuru Sushi, Wyckoff Avenue
Your Cloying, Maternal Love
It took Mina a long time to come to the conclusion that Fellini had long ago taught her with La… Read more Your Cloying, Maternal Love
After Enough Rejection, We All Become Old Gregg
Eberly was too young–pardon, not “of the generation”–to have ever seen The Mighty Boosh. It wasn’t until she found herself… Read more After Enough Rejection, We All Become Old Gregg
You’re A Specimen
In 2012, Emmy Monsignor was a little bit, well, rotund. It was the drink and the fact that most of… Read more You’re A Specimen
The Regulars
Somewhere in the manicured abyss of Boerum Hill, there exists a bar that serves as a portal to what nostalgics… Read more The Regulars
Flushing (Memories Down the Toilette) Avenue
Yeah, I still think about it. Even now. I’m still visited by combination dreams and nightmares about it. In my latest… Read more Flushing (Memories Down the Toilette) Avenue
Bomb Shelters Are More Popular Than Ever
For those too young to remember, the genesis of bomb shelters can be traced to the 1800s, long before the… Read more Bomb Shelters Are More Popular Than Ever
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