Very few people had occasion to go to Giverny unless they were just tourists passing though for the day. Thus,… Read more Nobody at The Baudy
Tag: art
L’Art, Quelle Stupide Pratique 
Fashion bitch, fashion bitch why are you here? Fashion bitch, fashion bitch you shouldn’t be near. This is a place… Read more L’Art, Quelle Stupide Pratique 
All You Do Is Generate Content
I am a good-for-nothing. All I do is generate content. More of the same, every day. Or so that’s what… Read more All You Do Is Generate Content
Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
They swarm the Louvre in droves. Attack the British Museum with their ignorance. Bombard the Vatican Museums with their selfie… Read more Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
Tag, You’re Not It
“Be so good that they have no choice but to notice you,” he was always prattling on, like some sort… Read more Tag, You’re Not It
Hotel Room Artwork
Who, exactly, is responsible for hotel room artwork? Who would actually concede to allowing their artwork to be shown in… Read more Hotel Room Artwork
The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
In late 2017, a company called Stampout Creative was commissioned by the new chancellor to assist in eradicating the last… Read more The Commissioning of a Pamphlet Cautioning Against “The Artist’s Life”
Warts and All
Christian Tempère’s hands had the softness of someone aristocratic, someone who had never done rigorous labor in his life. Yet… Read more Warts and All
The Jeweler
It was one of those increasingly rare “old school” NYC moments. Sitting on a stoop selling artwork sounded, in the… Read more The Jeweler
Literary Bitch 