Something had been missing in Duchess’ life lately. And it wasn’t just that she had lost sight of who she… Read more The Pop Star Who Infiltrated Her Own Club Night
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“I’m A Slave 4…” Ironic Timing
As was usually the case while riding the train—whether long distances or short—Jessica had a tendency to end up listening… Read more “I’m A Slave 4…” Ironic Timing
“That’s A Weird Bag,” Or: Guess There Won’t Be Any Lesbian Kissing Under the Mistletoe At Certain People’s Houses
When it comes to going home for the holidays, a person who has escaped to the proverbial big city can… Read more “That’s A Weird Bag,” Or: Guess There Won’t Be Any Lesbian Kissing Under the Mistletoe At Certain People’s Houses
“Britney Spears Shirt?!” the Hot Topic Staff Repeated Over and Over.
Having the words “Britney Spears shirt” emphasized repeatedly while waiting at the Hot Topic checkout counter to pick up her… Read more “Britney Spears Shirt?!” the Hot Topic Staff Repeated Over and Over.
The Princess and the Leech(es)
There once was a slightly trashy princess. She didn’t know she was of noble blood while growing up as a… Read more The Princess and the Leech(es)
Lucky
She’s so lucky, she’s an Irishwoman. But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart, thinkin’, “If there’s nothing missing… Read more Lucky
Hollywood Nights Like Saudi Arabian Days
As anyone with even a cursory knowledge of misogyny in Saudi Arabia could guess, the decision to “allow” Saudi women… Read more Hollywood Nights Like Saudi Arabian Days
Sale at Barnes & Noble
A remixed version of Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black” that isn’t the Jay-Z one plays in the background at Barnes… Read more Sale at Barnes & Noble
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