“You’re too Scot for me,” a too Scottish girl says to a faux roguish-looking man near the ATM outside the… Read more The Strange Loneliness of a Sainsbury’s Local Ten Minutes Before 11 p.m.

“You’re too Scot for me,” a too Scottish girl says to a faux roguish-looking man near the ATM outside the… Read more The Strange Loneliness of a Sainsbury’s Local Ten Minutes Before 11 p.m.
Being with the Scotsman was driving in a car to Glasgow and listening to The Stone Roses. It was eating… Read more The Scotsman
I had taken to holing up inside of the apartment I was subletting in Edinburgh. The man who lived there… Read more He Got the Better Cup of Coffee
The most scandalous act in Europe isn’t what you might expect. It’s something most of us have to deal with… Read more The Most Scandalous Act in Europe