Of course, surveillance was necessary. How else was the government to track the unremitting number of COVID-19 cases? To get… Read more Survey Says
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Dressed in Garb to Administer Tear Gas
Going out again felt like rediscovering a new planet. Everywhere you went, there was something about the place that seemed… Read more Dressed in Garb to Administer Tear Gas
Chirpy
They were chirping earlier and earlier. As though out of spite for any being that might deign to sleep in.… Read more Chirpy
Andy Warhol in Self-Isolation
Andy Warhol in self-isolation is having the time of his fucking life. Gabbing on the phone as usual, wanking to… Read more Andy Warhol in Self-Isolation
All You Do Is Generate Content
I am a good-for-nothing. All I do is generate content. More of the same, every day. Or so that’s what… Read more All You Do Is Generate Content
Lazaretto Norma Desmond
Back in the day, a woman’s decrepitude was the only thing that could keep her inside (while men–old, young, fat,… Read more Lazaretto Norma Desmond
Lunch With Lilibet
It was one of the only years Anna Wintour did not serve as chairwoman of the Met Gala. Maybe her… Read more Lunch With Lilibet
He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
Even though the circumstances that led him back here were technically extraordinary, he still felt like, well, a loser. In… Read more He Always Knew He’d Die in Nowheresville
The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
The celebrities were growing increasingly depressed. And, of course, their depression far outweighed that of the average “non-person.” These were… Read more The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
Jesus Is No Longer Interested
Jesus was genuinely considering returning a second time this year for Easter. As in, on a semi-permanent basis. Had big… Read more Jesus Is No Longer Interested
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