If there was one thing that disgusted her on multiple levels more than any other, it was leftovers. And it… Read more No Love for Leftovers (Or Those Who Foist Them)
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Gradually, Then Suddenly: A Weight Gain Story
There’s something about feeling fat already that only motivates you to eat all the more. Because fuck it, right? You’ve… Read more Gradually, Then Suddenly: A Weight Gain Story
The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
It’s not easy to be an Italian. Not in general and especially not when commingling with other non-Italians. The ones… Read more The Italian Girl Who Seemed to Be the Only One to Notice That the Snack Was Shit
Food & Wine: An Oasis in the Desert
The sign reads simply: “Food & Wine.” That’s it. No one’s name attached, no indication of what kind of food. The white… Read more Food & Wine: An Oasis in the Desert
Even Food Can Disappoint You
At least once a week around 7 p.m., I somehow come across the same overweight girl in my neighborhood, whether… Read more Even Food Can Disappoint You
The Cheese Grater
Cheese grating is hard work. Not everyone can do it. Especially not a woman, not with her flaccid arms and… Read more The Cheese Grater
The Silent Shrieks of Shrimp: A Meal Disruption
No one warns you when you leave America that the heads of shrimp don’t come simply decapitated. You have to… Read more The Silent Shrieks of Shrimp: A Meal Disruption
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