The word “princess” was once hallowed. Once meant to be a source of female empowerment. Until, somewhere along the way,… Read more Hi Princess
The word “princess” was once hallowed. Once meant to be a source of female empowerment. Until, somewhere along the way,… Read more Hi Princess
Lured under false pretenses, Baldassare was instructed to arrive to the W-FAD studios at six a.m. sharp for hair and… Read more Fellini Syndrome
“I mean, you wouldn’t actually classify yourself as a ‘good‘ friend, right? You know that’s not exactly what you’re about,”… Read more The Chafing Chum
Around the corner from the Folies Bergère, there is a bakery. Nothing special. Nothing profound or meaningful for its historical… Read more More Bombs Than A Bakery
In due time, she knew, he would get over her. They all managed to, despite initial protests to the contrary.… Read more London Loves the Way People Just Fall Apart
At first, it was done out of mere drunkenness, as opposed to predetermined spite. She just wanted to wet her… Read more The Kissing Bender
Who, exactly, is responsible for hotel room artwork? Who would actually concede to allowing their artwork to be shown in… Read more Hotel Room Artwork
There is essentially nothing left on this earth that a girl can wear without some sort of aspersion cast upon… Read more Glitter Cunt
Montauk held for them, as it did for most millennial couples post-2004, an undeniably sentimental value. It was where they… Read more Triptick
“Succulents are favored for their ease of care,” Lara read aloud from the tag to her mother in a fashion… Read more The Succulent Dismembered