It started innocently enough. As an attempt at getting into the “cultural spirit” of things. And at the beleaguered encouragement… Read more Gaufres, Frites et Chocolat Chaud: Le Régime Alimentaire des Champions
It started innocently enough. As an attempt at getting into the “cultural spirit” of things. And at the beleaguered encouragement… Read more Gaufres, Frites et Chocolat Chaud: Le Régime Alimentaire des Champions
“It’s strange to look at it now, in person. I’ve seen it so many times in books and talked about… Read more To Piss Is Art
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Damn bitch, we’re doing this again? Can’t you fucking get laid correctly so I don’t have to goddamn rip myself… Read more Judgment & Turbulence: A Uterine Lining’s Tale
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He was born with the gift of dexterous hands. Never knowing quite what to do with them. Always fumbling. Always… Read more Origasmic
“I want to make a bold proposition,” Mike, the co-owner of a bookshop I’d been going to for a while… Read more Sex Scouting
Many skilled trades are overlooked by those who consider themselves of “nobler” stature. The sort of people who would never… Read more The Slow-Moving Manicurist
I get dressed, but only to answer the door for the delivery guy. Because most people in this town actually… Read more Primo Piano