“I got some credit in the straight world I lost a leg, I lost an eye Go for credit in… Read more The Tear (Gas) of a Clown
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Mood: A Half-Dismantled Ferris Wheel in the Tuileries Garden
What could be lovelier than a jaunt through the Tuileries Garden? Filled with its barrage of tourists–primarily Asian (not that… Read more Mood: A Half-Dismantled Ferris Wheel in the Tuileries Garden
Dove Cazzo è Mosè Quando Hai Bisogno di Lui?
The floods came, inevitably, as they always did. But this time, it was different. This time, it was record-breaking. Which,… Read more Dove Cazzo è Mosè Quando Hai Bisogno di Lui?
Gestation Nation
Life automatically sets you up to be disappointed. For we’re initially conditioned to believe we can inhabit a no-cost space… Read more Gestation Nation
The Stray
Like many, he was under the impression that getting a dog would be a solution to a problem not exactly… Read more The Stray
Last Pigeon Standing, Or: Elegy For A Columba Livia
Closer and closer to December, one starts to notice their absence, or rather, the glaring existence of those few that… Read more Last Pigeon Standing, Or: Elegy For A Columba Livia
Fuck Being A Child Star, I Wanna Be A Child Mannequin
Maybe it had something to do with Barbie’s gloriously stoic face. Sure, she was technically smiling all the time, but… Read more Fuck Being A Child Star, I Wanna Be A Child Mannequin
The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
At some point in your life, many of your friends will be lost to convention. Specifically, a “real” job, marriage… Read more The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
The Graveyard Choreographer
She was a girl who danced on graves–of course bodily possession was going to be her karma. Yet at the… Read more The Graveyard Choreographer
Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
Holly Golightly eats a Danish and is thin. Holly Golightly takes a shit and rose petals come out instead. There’s… Read more Holly Golightly Eats A Danish
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