At first, it was done out of mere drunkenness, as opposed to predetermined spite. She just wanted to wet her… Read more The Kissing Bender
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Hotel Room Artwork
Who, exactly, is responsible for hotel room artwork? Who would actually concede to allowing their artwork to be shown in… Read more Hotel Room Artwork
Early Check-In
Was there a crowd of people watching them sleep or was she hallucinating? No, she was not. Now, she remembered.… Read more Early Check-In
Glitter Cunt
There is essentially nothing left on this earth that a girl can wear without some sort of aspersion cast upon… Read more Glitter Cunt
Triptick
Montauk held for them, as it did for most millennial couples post-2004, an undeniably sentimental value. It was where they… Read more Triptick
The Succulent Dismembered
“Succulents are favored for their ease of care,” Lara read aloud from the tag to her mother in a fashion… Read more The Succulent Dismembered
The Boy Who Cried “I’m Going to Syria”
She laughed to herself, thinking about it now. How obvious it was that he was blatantly using the excuse of… Read more The Boy Who Cried “I’m Going to Syria”
One Minute Rendezvous
The missive came down abruptly, though not without some warning. He was to be in town for just one day,… Read more One Minute Rendezvous
The Stomach Chalice
She was instructed to drink the red wine from the girl’s freshly sliced open stomach even though it hadn’t even been… Read more The Stomach Chalice
Math Wrath
“Never make a problem more difficult than it needs to be,” the math tutor instructs his bewildered subject. It seems… Read more Math Wrath
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