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Auf Wiedersehen Bowie
Berlin is never less inviting than it is today. Awakening to the news of David Jones’ death, I suddenly become… Read more Auf Wiedersehen Bowie
Post-Coital Dysphoria
What they don’t tell you about Bonjour Tristesse is that it’s more than a novel. It’s a condition that Françoise Sagan… Read more Post-Coital Dysphoria
Hetero Wet Dream
In my hetero wet dream, there is but one perfect person for me. And I find him after very minimal… Read more Hetero Wet Dream
Kissing to Be Cunning
Must find someone. Must. Find. Someone. The mantra went through the heads of everyone in the room like a hive… Read more Kissing to Be Cunning
Taco Bell at Dusk
Taco Bell at dusk is a surprisingly breathtaking sight. All awash in purple and pink neon hues, it vaguely reminds… Read more Taco Bell at Dusk
Museum of Broken Relationships
Johann Müller was not a sentimental man. Could not be in his position as a German. In his entire thirty-two years,… Read more Museum of Broken Relationships
The Scotsman
Being with the Scotsman was driving in a car to Glasgow and listening to The Stone Roses. It was eating… Read more The Scotsman
Mother-Daughter Pain Passageway
“I know and can sense you’re in a lot of pain, but that’s all I can really say about your… Read more Mother-Daughter Pain Passageway
The Plumpening Leg
Accidents happen. That’s what they say. But somewhere deep down, Devon knew that what had befallen him was no mistake.… Read more The Plumpening Leg
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