It was unfathomable to think that anyone’s sense of loyalty to “Americana” could still be this strong. This…cartoonishly devoted. And… Read more Barbequing in a Fire
It was unfathomable to think that anyone’s sense of loyalty to “Americana” could still be this strong. This…cartoonishly devoted. And… Read more Barbequing in a Fire
The world crashes and burns all around us. But that’s the thing, it used to be around us. Not right in our… Read more Downward Slope
In the past, it wouldn’t have been such a source of worry. To not detect one’s pregnancy at under the six-week mark.… Read more Regular Pregnancy Testing is the New Regular COVID Testing
Every day, it was as though he was becoming more “keenly” aware of just how much time had passed. Little… Read more It’s Not the Same Anymore
They really did believe their money would protect them. Shroud them from harm’s way. Turned out to be precisely the… Read more Tahoe’s Revenge
It seems so silly. Trying to stay fit when you know you’re ultimately only killing yourself by breathing in this… Read more Biking in the Climate Dystopia
“No offense, but you have nothing in your life. If you lost me, what would you really have?” This is… Read more You’re Nobody Until You Have a Spawn to Love You
Even when you know that, at some point, the conditions of the West might force you to be driven out,… Read more Desiccation Nation
There are so many “destination” Madonna birthdays at this point, it’s difficult to keep track. There was Puglia when she… Read more Madonna in Cuba
There once was a slightly trashy princess. She didn’t know she was of noble blood while growing up as a… Read more The Princess and the Leech(es)