“Renee? You’re still at the same address?” “Part of me,” I tell him, feeling judged for my too regular ordering… Read more If You Order and Consume an Entire Pizza In Blackout Mode, Did You Really Order and Consume an Entire Pizza at All?
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Simulation Nation
They both entered the space aware of what was to be expected. Aware that this was not to be accepted… Read more Simulation Nation
The Noose Knot Tying of a Scarf
Wrapping her scarf around her neck, she thought of him. Of how he had taught her that she had been… Read more The Noose Knot Tying of a Scarf
Do I Know You From Somewhere?
“I know you from somewhere,” she declares, her nest-like gray hair all askew with a black beanie atop it like… Read more Do I Know You From Somewhere?
Under Investigation
“You’re under investigation…for being so beautiful,” the vagabond somewhere in between full-fledged homelessness and persistent couch surfing (you can always… Read more Under Investigation
Flies and Honey
“Hey! Take that outta here. Get out with that until you tie it. That’s how we get animals in here.”… Read more Flies and Honey
Money Is Not God, God Is Money
I try to take a picture of a sign on the FDR Bridge that says, “Money is not god,” but… Read more Money Is Not God, God Is Money
The Musicology of Scatology
She could scarcely process what she saw before her eyes as she flushed the toilet in the public bathroom to… Read more The Musicology of Scatology
Malibu Beach House Burning
“Julia Roberts is among thousands of SoCal residents forced to evacuate their homes due to Woolsey Fire.” So reads one… Read more Malibu Beach House Burning
More SSRIs Please!
She was forever haunted by the sound of children’s voices screaming, “More Ovaltine please!” ad nauseum on the TV in… Read more More SSRIs Please!
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