With the path of the virus blowing in the breeze as whimsically as Mary Poppins herself in the East wind… Read more Mary Poppins Saves London–Indeed, All of Britain–From Coronavirus
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Damn You, Darwin!
His body was like a giant crepe mound that had folded into itself. His breath like an unwashed crotch. But… Read more Damn You, Darwin!
Passport to Nowhere
Shoving her passport into the scanner for the umpteenth time despite her multiple protests to the attendant that it would… Read more Passport to Nowhere
The Girl Who Couldn’t Give Her Citizenship Away
Imogen couldn’t remember when her fetish for British men first began. She supposed it might have started, like all obsessions,… Read more The Girl Who Couldn’t Give Her Citizenship Away
London Loves the Way People Just Fall Apart
In due time, she knew, he would get over her. They all managed to, despite initial protests to the contrary.… Read more London Loves the Way People Just Fall Apart
Amy Winehouse Died Watching YouTube Videos of Herself After Vodka Binge
Amy Winehouse died watching YouTube videos of herself after vodka binge. That’s what the headline of the Daily Mail from 2013… Read more Amy Winehouse Died Watching YouTube Videos of Herself After Vodka Binge
Modern Society Renders Every Artist a Fool
Adrian Russell had, for days now, been staring at Cecil Collins’ “The Fool” in his daily inspirational trips to the… Read more Modern Society Renders Every Artist a Fool
The Drunk Dial: A Symbol of Love & Suppression Bubbled to the Surface
I couldn’t tell you the first time I drunk dialed someone. It wasn’t in high school, and it wasn’t in… Read more The Drunk Dial: A Symbol of Love & Suppression Bubbled to the Surface
The Mole
It’s strange when you’re younger and you feel like you might never find someone else to love you besides your… Read more The Mole
Uptight Downtown
The coffee shop/bar, called Uptight Downtown, would remain standing long after they did. It was a play on how that… Read more Uptight Downtown
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