I bought a microwave once. Was naively and falsely confident in thinking that my relationship would last well beyond the… Read more Electromagnetic Waves
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You’re my cult leader. I love you forever, I love you forever.
She tossed a rose onto the casket as it was lowered with marked indelicacy by the funeral parlor employees. Apart… Read more You’re my cult leader. I love you forever, I love you forever.
Cher Horowitz Giving Eulogy At Azzedine Alaïa’s Burial
No one can say that Cher Horowitz didn’t put Azzedine Alaïa on the map. At least in the sartorially ignorant United… Read more Cher Horowitz Giving Eulogy At Azzedine Alaïa’s Burial
The Don’t Do It Yourself Generation
Draped in pastels and black skinny jeans, Evangeline approached the driveway from her parked blue Volkswagen Passat. She had managed… Read more The Don’t Do It Yourself Generation
He Got the Better Cup of Coffee
I had taken to holing up inside of the apartment I was subletting in Edinburgh. The man who lived there… Read more He Got the Better Cup of Coffee
Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
Monroe is informed almost weekly of every milestone he ever experienced with his ex-girlfriend. It’s been four years since they… Read more Your Memories on Facebook (Will Fucking Kill You)
If You’re A Bird, I’m A Bird–Except You Didn’t Want Me to Be
Whether a girl wants to admit it or not, the pinnacle of the modern romance movie remains The Notebook–perhaps the… Read more If You’re A Bird, I’m A Bird–Except You Didn’t Want Me to Be
The Assassination of Eva Mendes/A Good Man Is Hard to Find
It’s long been speculated that Ryan Gosling is a divine being, created by and from something more celestial than God. More… Read more The Assassination of Eva Mendes/A Good Man Is Hard to Find
A Trail of Debts and Broken Promises
Miss Cleo was not born Miss Cleo. A personality like that is made. A rose by any other name, this… Read more A Trail of Debts and Broken Promises
A Guy De Maupassant Experience
She grappled heavily with the notion of going to a pawn shop, of bringing them a minuscule emerald her ex-husband had taken… Read more A Guy De Maupassant Experience
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