At the screenwriting seminar, me and this guy, Chris, are the only ones in the entire room who seem unable… Read more At the Screenwriting Seminar
Tag: Los Angeles
Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
Lately, I’ve been having a recurring dream. It always involves water and the Big Blue Bus. More specifically, being submerged… Read more Swallowed by the Pacific on Ocean Avenue
The Premieres Are Canceled
A fire breaks out. At first, it seems normal, garden-variety. For L.A., anyway. Oh well, another fire, big deal. Life… Read more The Premieres Are Canceled
“That’s A Weird Bag,” Or: Guess There Won’t Be Any Lesbian Kissing Under the Mistletoe At Certain People’s Houses
When it comes to going home for the holidays, a person who has escaped to the proverbial big city can… Read more “That’s A Weird Bag,” Or: Guess There Won’t Be Any Lesbian Kissing Under the Mistletoe At Certain People’s Houses
Bad Style Activated
Is there something about entering one’s forties that automatically makes a woman have horrible fashion sense? Is bad style simply… Read more Bad Style Activated
The Blowing of A Second Chance
Looking back, it was silly. How easily she squandered her one chance at Hollywood. For everyone knows you only get… Read more The Blowing of A Second Chance
Anarchically Anachronistic
When you’re younger, it perhaps seems “cute” and “quirky” to dress in vintage attire. While for those of the present… Read more Anarchically Anachronistic
Cher Horowitz in the Summer
Sweating is so plebeian. I mean, ugh…as if! As if I would allow myself to sweat in public. I used… Read more Cher Horowitz in the Summer
Trace Amounts
She could feel him looking at the faint traces of gray in her hair that she usually covered up via… Read more Trace Amounts
Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
Of all the things from that period in her life, making mortadella and mustard sandwiches almost every morning would be… Read more Give Her This Day Her Mortadella and Mustard Sandwich
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