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Among other details that The Los Angeles Times mentioned, the would-be assassin was described as wearing a cream-colored blouse. A… Read more The Assassin in a Cream-Colored Blouse
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Something had happened in recent years. Yet another awful phenomenon that seemed undeniably linked to the general sense of joylessness… Read more Basic Season