Ever come across one of those people who just won’t throw you a goddamn bone on the conversation front? You’re… Read more I Forgot, I’m Not “Qualified” To Talk To You
Tag: Los Angeles
You Have Always Lived in This Target
And you will ask yourself: have I always been in this Target? Was I born here? Did I ever know… Read more You Have Always Lived in This Target
Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
In more “golden days” of coffee shop-frequenting, there was no need to worry over the theft of such valuable possessions… Read more Watching Your Laptop…Get Stolen
Ciccone at Cecconi’s
She made her way in discreetly, yet prominently. That was her manner. She had been in L.A. for several months… Read more Ciccone at Cecconi’s
Billie Eilish in New York
Like Marilyn Monroe or Eve Babitz, Billie Eilish seems decidedly “out of context” whenever she’s not in L.A. That feels… Read more Billie Eilish in New York
The Funeral Transporter
Was it her first job choice? Of course not. Who wanted to transport dead bodies all day? Ferrying them from… Read more The Funeral Transporter
Trying to Call A Stoner
If you have ever tried to call a stoner, then surely you must be aware of the complications involved. Even… Read more Trying to Call A Stoner
Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
If there was one thing Annette Montebello couldn’t live without, it was her arsenal of wigs. She had built the… Read more Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
Whorefrost
Hoarfrost is unique. A crystalline deposit of mystique. Forming amid the stark calm after a snowstorm. Typically on vegetation, fences… Read more Whorefrost
A Mayor Named Karen
Last time one had checked, it was, like, illegal to be named Karen. The unspoken caveat being: if you were… Read more A Mayor Named Karen
