Was it her first job choice? Of course not. Who wanted to transport dead bodies all day? Ferrying them from… Read more The Funeral Transporter
Tag: Los Angeles
Trying to Call A Stoner
If you have ever tried to call a stoner, then surely you must be aware of the complications involved. Even… Read more Trying to Call A Stoner
Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
If there was one thing Annette Montebello couldn’t live without, it was her arsenal of wigs. She had built the… Read more Woman Travels With Wigs Secured Through Ersatz Displays of Affection
Whorefrost
Hoarfrost is unique. A crystalline deposit of mystique. Forming amid the stark calm after a snowstorm. Typically on vegetation, fences… Read more Whorefrost
A Mayor Named Karen
Last time one had checked, it was, like, illegal to be named Karen. The unspoken caveat being: if you were… Read more A Mayor Named Karen
(A) Human Waste
The warning had come down when they were already in the water. Jess and her friends were usually always in the water,… Read more (A) Human Waste
The Rose That Was Dead Inside
Beauty and the Beast taught children one true thing: every rose must die. Wilt away and lose all of its splendor.… Read more The Rose That Was Dead Inside
Angelina’s Funeral Parlor
Before she returned to the pursuit of acting aspirations, she was on a steady (by her standards) path to becoming… Read more Angelina’s Funeral Parlor
Joan the New York Crone
Driving down the pastoral road rendered more “hick” than “quaint” by its population, Josefina remarked to her father, Raymundo (or… Read more Joan the New York Crone
Just Go Up La Brea
One of the running jokes in L.A., no matter how much it changes, is that the directions people give (back… Read more Just Go Up La Brea
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