There are so many “destination” Madonna birthdays at this point, it’s difficult to keep track. There was Puglia when she… Read more Madonna in Cuba

There are so many “destination” Madonna birthdays at this point, it’s difficult to keep track. There was Puglia when she… Read more Madonna in Cuba
Of course, Madonna has many sartorial phases to choose from. There was the whole 90s bondage look, the Kabbalah meets… Read more The Girl Who Only Dressed in 80s-Era Madonna Attire
Madonna does not talk to people. Or, more to the point, common people. It’s not her need, nor her want.… Read more Polaroid Junkie Prophecies
It is not “done” anymore. Heroin, that is. It no longer holds the glitz and the glamor of a more… Read more I’m Aching to See My Heroine
“I found freedom in the ugly truth, I deserve the best and it’s not you,” Madonna declares as my parents… Read more Driving to Paestum Listening to “Living For Love”
I despised her. From the moment I heard the first few notes of her most successful single, “Boundary,” I apprehended… Read more The Pop Star’s Daughter
A remixed version of Amy Winehouse’s “Back to Black” that isn’t the Jay-Z one plays in the background at Barnes… Read more Sale at Barnes & Noble
Was it harder “in the old days” for a woman to achieve reciprocity from a man? In some ways, yes.… Read more Reciprocity
I fucked a guy once for a pair of sunglasses once. It’s more roundabout than that, I should say. Rather,… Read more Fly Trap Homosexuelle