There has so often been talk of the value of being able to record all of one’s memories as… Read more An Immediate Playback of Your Fucked Up Relationship
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The Bistro Bitch
She might have known she would be reduced to working in a restaurant eventually. Her fate being sealed when “a… Read more The Bistro Bitch
Too Much Flannel Becomes Beige
It was one of those peak Brooklyn moments, she supposed, entering some Puerto Rican-run shoe repair store that was actually… Read more Too Much Flannel Becomes Beige
I Hug My Sexual Assaulter Like It’s Nothing
I hug my sexual assaulter like it’s nothing. It is he, in fact, who acts skittish about “making nice” in… Read more I Hug My Sexual Assaulter Like It’s Nothing
I’m Not Hair
“You mean when I see you after, you’ll be like a totally different person?” Cameron asked with almost vexing incredulity.… Read more I’m Not Hair
Polak Persuasion
“Are you a Polish person?” she finally asks point blank, breaking the ice after his judgmental stare at her borscht… Read more Polak Persuasion
Friendship Is For the Dogs
In the depths of a basement, she made her way down. Was told the strange setup would all be “worth… Read more Friendship Is For the Dogs
The Chafing Chum
“I mean, you wouldn’t actually classify yourself as a ‘good‘ friend, right? You know that’s not exactly what you’re about,”… Read more The Chafing Chum
Cutting Off the Nose to Spite the Face, Or: How I Spend My Free Time
The origin of the term “cutting off the nose to spite the face,” like all of the best, most gruesome… Read more Cutting Off the Nose to Spite the Face, Or: How I Spend My Free Time
The Kissing Bender
At first, it was done out of mere drunkenness, as opposed to predetermined spite. She just wanted to wet her… Read more The Kissing Bender
