“A sinking ship it all is. There’s no denying that,” Audrey offered, as she prepared a takeout drink order for… Read more 2020 Is The Titanic But Less Glamorous
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Making It Rain (Hand Sanitizer) at the Strip Club
Everything closed. Yet somehow, the strip clubs of Times Square persisted, attracting more clientele than ever thanks to the purging… Read more Making It Rain (Hand Sanitizer) at the Strip Club
Dorm Daddy
He liked to tell people he was named after Cary Grant. It took away ever so slightly from the overall… Read more Dorm Daddy
Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
Dear Cardholder, As a New York Public Library cardholder, you already know that your library card is your key to… Read more Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
They swarm the Louvre in droves. Attack the British Museum with their ignorance. Bombard the Vatican Museums with their selfie… Read more Keith Was Wrong: Art Isn’t For Everybody
The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
At some point in your life, many of your friends will be lost to convention. Specifically, a “real” job, marriage… Read more The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
Warholian Voyeurism Infiltrates the Laundromat
Andy Warhol peered out at her from another man’s t-shirt as she folded her own laundry. Andy Warhol must remain… Read more Warholian Voyeurism Infiltrates the Laundromat
The Omelet That Never Was
I was sweet until you turned me sour. The type of girl who dutifully showed up to sparsely attended art… Read more The Omelet That Never Was
Blackouts Just Don’t Cause Mass Panic Like They Used To
Blackouts just don’t cause mass panic like they used to. Is it a symptom of the collective, let’s call it,… Read more Blackouts Just Don’t Cause Mass Panic Like They Used To
Tag, You’re Not It
“Be so good that they have no choice but to notice you,” he was always prattling on, like some sort… Read more Tag, You’re Not It
