It was apparently unfathomable to Dr. Mayor (pronounced My-or) that someone could actually live in New York. Which is perhaps why she… Read more The Botched Titty from New York City
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Toilet Paper Wars
What they don’t tell you about the many “joys” of living with someone is that, invariably, one person will always… Read more Toilet Paper Wars
Joan the New York Crone
Driving down the pastoral road rendered more “hick” than “quaint” by its population, Josefina remarked to her father, Raymundo (or… Read more Joan the New York Crone
What Even Is the WTC?
The day it happened, she walked to her best friend’s before school as usual. It was Leah’s typical wont to… Read more What Even Is the WTC?
The Self-Improving Cipher
Ever since she could remember, he had believed himself to be superior. And it wasn’t just because he was a… Read more The Self-Improving Cipher
Coney (Island) Barrett
Of course, she had never done anything like this. It was completely against her nature to be spontaneous, let alone… Read more Coney (Island) Barrett
2020 Is The Titanic But Less Glamorous
“A sinking ship it all is. There’s no denying that,” Audrey offered, as she prepared a takeout drink order for… Read more 2020 Is The Titanic But Less Glamorous
Making It Rain (Hand Sanitizer) at the Strip Club
Everything closed. Yet somehow, the strip clubs of Times Square persisted, attracting more clientele than ever thanks to the purging… Read more Making It Rain (Hand Sanitizer) at the Strip Club
Dorm Daddy
He liked to tell people he was named after Cary Grant. It took away ever so slightly from the overall… Read more Dorm Daddy
Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
Dear Cardholder, As a New York Public Library cardholder, you already know that your library card is your key to… Read more Your Library Card Is Expiring Soon
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