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Tag: NYC
The Pole Leaner
You’ll find one on every subway, in every city in the world. Those people who feign having “no idea” that… Read more The Pole Leaner
I Hate “New York, New York”
The sound of Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” playing was enough to send her into a tailspin (maybe Liza… Read more I Hate “New York, New York”
Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
It wasn’t as though anyone plans for such things. After all, a man should be able to do whatever he… Read more Cum Rags in the Real Estate Photo
Cream (Cheese) Yourself!
New Yorkers, despite the ghettoness of their daily lives, are still somehow expectant of always getting what they want. Unfortunately,… Read more Cream (Cheese) Yourself!
Coney (Island) Barrett
Of course, she had never done anything like this. It was completely against her nature to be spontaneous, let alone… Read more Coney (Island) Barrett
Taking Leave of One’s Senses
If you had asked him, he wouldn’t have been able to give you a viable reason for why he had… Read more Taking Leave of One’s Senses
2020 Is The Titanic But Less Glamorous
“A sinking ship it all is. There’s no denying that,” Audrey offered, as she prepared a takeout drink order for… Read more 2020 Is The Titanic But Less Glamorous
Andy Warhol in Self-Isolation
Andy Warhol in self-isolation is having the time of his fucking life. Gabbing on the phone as usual, wanking to… Read more Andy Warhol in Self-Isolation
The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
The celebrities were growing increasingly depressed. And, of course, their depression far outweighed that of the average “non-person.” These were… Read more The Nullification of Brain Infection As A Result of Diminished Exposure to Street Advertisements
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