At some point in your life, many of your friends will be lost to convention. Specifically, a “real” job, marriage… Read more The Awkward-Faced, Deadweight Friend
Tag: NYC
I’m Not Hair
“You mean when I see you after, you’ll be like a totally different person?” Cameron asked with almost vexing incredulity.… Read more I’m Not Hair
Stamp
He worked diligently to stamp out her love completely. To give her no sign, no encouragement that he could ever… Read more Stamp
Magnets
For some reason, his name was Sparky. It was, perhaps originally, a loving epithet designed to warn anyone first meeting… Read more Magnets
Di Fara Pizza, May 27, 2016
The truth was, he didn’t deserve to experience the metaphysical sapidity of Di Fara. Wouldn’t have even known of Di Fara… Read more Di Fara Pizza, May 27, 2016
Uptight Downtown
The coffee shop/bar, called Uptight Downtown, would remain standing long after they did. It was a play on how that… Read more Uptight Downtown
Even Food Can Disappoint You
At least once a week around 7 p.m., I somehow come across the same overweight girl in my neighborhood, whether… Read more Even Food Can Disappoint You
The Ruins of Da Silvano
It’s literally every day that something meaningful–or at least meaningful to you–shutters in New York. The city wouldn’t be what… Read more The Ruins of Da Silvano
Bugle Binge
You’re going to be fine, you say, classy as fuck, you dare to venture. You’re not going to let the… Read more Bugle Binge
The Rash and the Pharmacist
I’ve never been one for “self-care.” It’s generally the sort of thing reserved for those with a higher esteem for… Read more The Rash and the Pharmacist
Literary Bitch 